Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Case of the Swarming Wasps

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  And Harry walked into the dark cavern, felt the chill in the air, and wind upon his face. And there….at the mouth of the cavern, hung an enormous wasp nest. Wings flapping, sending hot air into the cool cavern. Wasps twice as big as Harry himself, there ever searching eyes inhabiting anyone from ever coming into there hive.

  Smiles. No, its not a nightmare friends, and I don’t believe wasps could grow that size anyway. Well, maybe given a bit of radioactive goop, but beside the point.  And Harry could magic them away with a special wand anyway right?

  Today I came home to a deck full of angry wasps. And, don’t get me wrong, I feel kind of bad about this, I think I had a little bit to do with it. I strolled up the steps of my deck, glad to be home. I saw a wasp walking on the boards of the deck, and just out of instinct I guess, I stepped on it and killed it. And then, like gunpowder from an overused keg, they all came out at once. Guess they were mad because I killed there brother? sister? Wow, I ran so fast down the steps, I think I left my flip flops behind. :)

  It made me wonder, why did God have to invent wasps. And Bees, and Hornets, and Yellow Jackets, etc. etc. Well of course so Major League (and High School) teams would have a name of course.

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  Smiles. But seriously, I think it is the natural order of things. A way to feel pain. Or maybe to teach us to learn the natural order of things. I have no idea to this point, all I know is the baking soda and vinegar is working, and I think the compress has removed the poison the wasp left behind. 

  I want to delve into a new topic tonite, and I do hope that the few can understand. Well not necessarily a few. (Still can’t spell that necessarily right, for those that have been following, I give up at this point) :) Here it is………….big bang boom………

Twitter

  Twitter is a good tool for keeping friends and family updated, but…… you have to watch who follows you. I am kind of new to the Twitter scene, and I am already starting to see the goings on that happens. My biggest gripe…….getting followers promoting everything from a good way to make money with Twitter, all the way to, and I quote….”Want to see me naked”. Gheesh, noooooo. Just quit following me if we’re going to be introduced like that. I mean, why pay for porn when you have it right on Twitter. And I am just saying, I would never pay for porn, and would even look at it.

And if you have to promote something, why do you have to do it through Twitter? Try Google Ads, or Yahoo Business, or even ebay. Yeah, I would like to know how to make $49 an hour, but don’t use Twitter to promote it. Take out ad space, and maybe some will buy in to your “money making scheme”, but some will not. Keep Twitter clean. Just one man’s quest for a clean twitter. Mark me if I am wrong.  Same goes for the MySpace and Facebook annihilators.

Ah well, thus ends my blog tonite, well, not as much, I have another post saved, one I thought on last nite, and will post within 10 minutes of finishing this one. I just had to rant tonite, and if I offended some, forgive, but just telling it like it is, Pow, right to the moon. Smiles. G’night all, and God bless.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Anyways, I am up now

  This blog thing is pretty kewl. I think everyone should have one. It would make the world a better place. :) Instead of war, you just tell your enemy… “Hey, check out my blog….”. They would in turn find some comments made on your blog to be offensive, and that would start a war. So I guess we would be back to where we started. Oh well. It’ll all wash out in the end. Once we get to Heaven there won’t be any wars.

  I am now through with VBS and looking at taking a vacation for the rest of my summer. Thinking about going up to Myrtle Beach. If anyone has any suggestions, post them here. I always end up going to Myrtle Beach for my summer vacation. It is getting kind of old, though. I need to find a new vacation spot. I know with the economy the way it is, many people are nixing the Aruba flight and vacation, settling for a vacation close to home. I would start a poll on where everyone is going for vacation this summer, but I am not sure how to do that yet. Any helpful comments appreciated. :)

Ok, closing for now. Everyone have a blessed day, and may the sun shine at your feet to brighten your path, and the wind blow at your back to lighten your step. :)

I’ve got a feeling…….that tonight’s gonna be a good night……

   :)  Happy weekend everybody (in the voice of that doctor from the Simpsons) Well now, this being my 3rd post I thought I would shake things up a bit. More Pictures, More Content, And More Funny. So lets start off with a joke…………….

Joan_Jett   Ooops, not that one. Its just Joan Jett. What happened to the blackhearts? If anyone is a fan of the 80’s I am sure you will recognize. She is still going strong, gotta love her. She will probably be 92 and still singing “I hate myself for loving you”. :)

This one…….Homer2

  That is how I feel with my PC sometimes. :)

  And this one……. iphone-funny

              and this …….. funny-cat

That is how I feel this morning. Too rough of a Friday night. I think I will go back into my watermelon and sleep a while. :) Anyways, I will update the blog later, more tips and tricks on the BlackBerry, more Twitter integration, man thats a big word, and more stuff on random celebrities. (Did I spell that right?) Probably not. Anyways. BBIAF (Be Back In A Few) :)

 
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